The winter is supposedly coming to an end...
I mean, it's already a declared spring but...
Why is there still snow on the ground? Sure, today it's finally starting to melt but we just passed another winter storm. The sun is bright and it feels like the light emanating off of the glassy snow is slowly burning my indoor accustomed eyes out. No! Not my gamer eyes!!
Dear Sun,
Please don't scorch my eyes out! I am an avid gamer and though I do appreciate all of the good that you do, such as keep the Earth warm and provide us with nourishment, I would like to keep my eyes just a little bit longer!
Sincerely yours truly,
Gummy Bear [insert smiley face and hearts here]
I guess it's not the sun's fault. I mean it's just doing its job!
Dear Sun,
I apologize for my original outburst. It was uncalled for. You are truly awesome, so please don't go away!! Melt the snow, give us plenty of daffodils and keep rocking on!
You da best!
Sincerely yours truly,
Gummy Bear [insert awesome smiley face here]
Well, looking on the positive side of things, the snow on the ground is just at the right consistency to make an awesome snow fort! Ah, the good old days when I was young and less decrepit. For all of you young people out there, enjoy those days while they last! They don't last forever! [Sincerely yours truly, Gummy Bear] :P
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